1. NOVL Dime is:
          A. a man
          B. a form of  Nicaraguan currency
          C. Senior Manager of Wit's End

  2. He resides in:
          A. a  freezer box
          B. a freezer
          C. a box
          D. rural Illinois

  3. His favorite music is:
          A. a radio station jingle
          B. irritating to his wife
          C. pissing off his neighbors
          D. Blues

  4. He is the father of:
          A. three very lovely girls
          B. three boys of his own
          C. the Constitution
          D. three, one human and two teenagers.

  5. In high school, he most often said:
          A. "Excuse me sir, may I have another?"
          B. "Come on, it will help your blemishes clear up."
          C. "Hey...that hurts...owwwwww...quit!"

  6. Online, he is most often:
          A. wasting his and others time
          B. responding to posts in Wit's End
          C. sullen and mean-spirited
          D. all of the above

  7. A hectare is:
          A. 100 acres
          B. 10,000 square meters
          C. Dime's next door neighbor
          D. shorthand  for "helicopter"

  8. His favorite writings are:
          A. satires
          B. parodies
          C. parodies of satires
          D. unmarketable

  9. His favorite foods:
          A. are junk that can be eaten while online.
          B. fit easily into a pocket
          C. are on exhibit on his shirt

10. Writing biographies is:
          A. hard to do when your accomplishments are few
          B. best left to professionals
          C. a painfully depressing reminder of what a slacker you are
          D. easily circumvented with a few trivia questions